The chap who said “Crap” on the BBC

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I was invited to appear on Radio North BBC
It was my big chance at last but in the end you see

Well I was literally all at sea

For my nerves had got the better of me

And I twice inadvertently said “Crap” on the BBC

The airwaves went silent and the presenter stared in shock you see
At me having just said “Crap” live on the BBC

Now I never meant to pull Aunty Beebs drawers down below her knees
With malice afore thought…so please believe me
I never intended to say “Crap” on the BBC

But alas my infamy is now assured, even though only I said it twice and not three
For when the “Crap” hit the fan on the BBC.

It resulted in my 5 minutes of fame being cut down to 4. 3 😦

 

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He gives everyone the hump
Comes across as a right chump
Threatens his political opponents with a thump

“This mans a lunatic not fit for office” his critics cry
There will be fireworks if he were to be elected President…..bigger than 4th of July
Doesn`t know what day of the week it is…….common sense just seems to pass him by

Pompous and overweight……..who ate all the pie?
An arrogant bully – I wonder who will be his next fall guy?
Always right yet never in the wrong…..Mr Drip Dry

But how did he get this far on lies and suppositions one might ask
For his PR team I´m sure this must be a demanding task
As the mans rhetoric is so radioactive, I for one would not care to bask

Came the election Mr Trump planted his seat
In the oval office turning politicians world wide as white as a sheet
But had he lost the election the reason would have been all too  clear……for you see everyone else would have been a cheat!!