I hope this letter finds you in good cheer and you are keeping well
Oh btw I heard your speech in Stockholm, Sweden ……you know – Nobel?
Fraid its a bummer mate dunno if you heard the news, but it did`nt go down so swell
In fact it went down like a silent fart
Folk in Sweden think you`ve flipped your chart
Never mind mate, take heart buddy and play aloof
Coz you`re a ”Mega Star” man – yeah you`re bullet proof.
So all my love to the missus & the kids & I´ll see you again soon
And even if your speech was crap…….you can still play a good tune!